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Professional Plant Destroyer T-shirt

Professional Plant Destroyer T-shirt

Color: Blue Jean
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Regular price $36.95
Regular price Sale price $36.95
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Description

  • Printed on Comfort Colors 1717 - Our Signature Tee
  • Unisex relaxed fit (see size chart)
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • 100% ring spun cotton
  • Vintage Fade
  • Garment-dyed, soft-washed and pre-shrunk

Fast Shipping

Made to order, shipped with care. Here's what to expect:

  • Flat rate $4.89 shipping or FREE when you spend $65+
  • Made to order. We print and pack each order fresh. Allow 1โ€“3 business days for production.
  • Fast delivery. Once it's picked up, expect your tee in 2โ€“5 business days.
  • Tracked shipping. You'll get a tracking number as soon as your order is packed and on the move.

Shipping Policy

Washing Instructions

Care is easy. Your piggies are the high-maintenance ones.

  • Cold wash. Machine wash cold, inside-out to keep colors vibrant.
  • Low and slow. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Keeps the garment-dyed finish looking good.
  • Skip the bleach. It's harsh on the fabric and your print won't thank you for it.
  • Iron carefully. Low heat only, inside-out and avoid ironing directly on the design print.

Satisfaction Guaranteed

You should love what you wear.

If something isn't right, we'll make it right with a replacement, store credit, or a full refund within 30 days of purchase.

To start a return or report an issue, contact us at support@guineapigculture.com

Returns & Refund Policy

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Signature Quality. The tee that gets better every wash.

Printed on Comfort Colors 1717. Heavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton. Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in vintage feel from day one. So ridiculously soft even your piggies will popcorn at cuddle time. The tee you wear until it falls apart then immediately replace.

This is what guinea pig culture looks like.

You know what popcorning means. You've spent more on vegetables this week than on yourself. For the piggy moms, the boar dads, the rescuers, the herd builders. The ones who get it without explanation.

This brand was made for you. Wear it proudly.

Built by a piggy parent. For piggy parents.

Dogs have entire lifestyle brands. Cats have more merch than shelf space. Guinea pigs have one of the most passionate, tight-knit pet communities on the internet but barely anything out there to represent them.

Guinea Pig Culture is a brand built for this community. By someone who's in it, obsessed with it, and not even slightly sorry about it.

Customer Reviews

Overall rating: 5 / 5 from 75 reviews.

Customer photo review of Beanie Guinea T-shirt

Schmore, our guinea pig, fully approves of the 3 shirts we purchased. Material quality is great. True to size. So many fun design options and colors made choosing difficult. Will definitely order more. Thank you for representing our underappreciated fuzzy friends!

Beanie Guinea T-shirt

Customer photo review of Heart Full of Wheeks T-shirt

My daughter has 2 guinea pigs and she loved your selection of piggie shirts. We ordered 3 for her for back to school. They fit well, wash well and she has gotten many compliments on her new shirts.

Heart Full of Wheeks T-shirt

Customer photo review of Wheek At The Moon T-shirt

I love my shirt and have gotten many compliments so far. Very good quality shirt and comfortable!

Wheek At The Moon T-shirt

Customer photo review of Gamer Piggy T-shirt

My son loves his tshirt. It looks exactly like his guinea pig.

Gamer Piggy T-shirt

Customer photo review of Snooze & Bloom T-shirt

I love the shirt and soooo many people made a point of saying that shirt is adorable, people i don't even know!

Snooze & Bloom T-shirt

Customer photo review of Cavy Aviator T-shirt

The shirts are made well and have cute designs. They also have nice colors.

Cavy Aviator T-shirt

Customer photo review of Less Murdery T-shirt

I love this shirt! Itโ€™s so comfy, a bit oversized which is nice. The colors are bright and the picture looks just like it did on the website. Iโ€™ll definitely order again!

Less Murdery T-shirt

Customer photo review of Snooze & Bloom T-shirt

Super cute and comfy. Quality tee with a vibrant print. An absolute must for guinea pig parents!

Snooze & Bloom T-shirt

Customer photo review of Fresh Wheeks T-shirt

Love this adorable tee! Even cuter in person than online. Soft, comfy, quality fabric is thick but not too heavy. Nice fit, too. Probably could have gone with a small but the medium is nice and roomy (I'm 122 lbs, 5'2). Definitely a fan!

Fresh Wheeks T-shirt

Customer photo review of Water Lettuce Lilies T-shirt

My new favorite tee shirt! Not only does it have a cute guinea pig on it (and I love guinea pigs), but the scenery around the guinea pig is beautiful as well - and having heads of lettuce in place of water lilies is pretty funny! Finally, the shirt is well made, fits nicely, and looks like it will stand up to lots of wearings and washings. Iโ€™m very happy with this purchase!

Water Lettuce Lilies T-shirt

Customer photo review of Cubist Cavy T-shirt

Love my 2 new piggy shirts!!! Already eyeing new ones!!!! Love them so much, designs, comfort, wash well, no shrinking!!! Other shirt pic coming soon!

Cubist Cavy T-shirt

Customer photo review of Adopt Don't Shop T-shirt

I love wearing this - when people ask about it it opens the door for me to tell them about our local guinea pig rescue!

Adopt Don't Shop T-shirt

Store owner replied: This is exactly why we made this design. Thank you for wearing it, for starting those conversations and for everything you do for your local rescue Chris ๐Ÿงก

Customer photo review of Wheek Club T-shirt

Had an issue with ordering the right size. Once I contacted the company they solved my issues and quickly rectified the problem. Great company.

Wheek Club T-shirt

Customer photo review of Liberty & Lettuce T-shirt

Quick to ship and to receive. A great little memento of the 250th celebration of the United States, but with an added cuteness of a guinea pig being the Statue of Liberty, holding its lettuce hand.

Liberty & Lettuce T-shirt

Customer photo review of Ramen Special T-shirt

Cutest shirt ever! Can't wait to order our next ones!

Ramen Special T-shirt

Customer photo review of Leafy Cover T-shirt

Matching guinea pig shirts!

Leafy Cover T-shirt

Store owner replied: Matching guinea pig shirts out in the wild is exactly the energy we're here for ๐Ÿงก

Customer photo review of Piggy's Pizzeria T-shirt

I could not resist ordering this t-shirt because the guinea pig making the pizza looks just like one of my girls, Peach. I love the color of the shirt, and the fit is perfect. The quality of the print is great and has held up well so far after the first few washes. I donโ€™t often order t-shirts because I have a Cricut and make a lot of shirt designs at home, but this is definitely not a shirt I could have made myself. This one is definitely Peach approved!

Piggy's Pizzeria T-shirt

Store owner replied: Peach approved is the only certification that matters ๐Ÿงก

Customer photo review of Talk Sh*t About You T-shirt

Very excited for the t-shirt. :) so many great choices! Good quality and I like the size.

Talk Sh*t About You T-shirt

Store owner replied: Thank you for repping the herd and for the kind words on the fit ๐Ÿงก give all 23 of them a nose boop from us.

Customer photo review of Love T-shirt

Love my piggy shirt ๐Ÿ‘• ๐Ÿ˜

Love T-shirt

Store owner replied: LOVE the energy. Thank you Donna ๐Ÿงก

Customer photo review of Beanie Guinea T-shirt

These shirts arrived, and we were blown away! They're made of sturdy, 100% cotton and have a very heavy feel to them. The graphics are extremely high quality and just plain adorable! Initially I thought they were a bit pricey, but way too cute to pass up, so I took a chance. (I'm notoriously "thrifty" lol). I was absolutely delighted when we opened the package! I can guarantee we'll be purchasing additional shirts! The selection was impressive, and we were able to choose images that closely resemble our piggies!! Well done Guinea Pig Culture! โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ

Beanie Guinea T-shirt

Store owner replied: This review has us absolutely wheeking ๐Ÿงก This is everything GPC is about. Thank you, Julia!

Absolutely love this shirt!! Have gotten several complements on it! Amazing quality and fast shipping! Thank you

Snooze & Bloom T-shirt

High quality printing on a good quality shirt. Not phoned in at all. Totally worth the purchase.

Cavy Warrior T-shirt

This tee-shirt is great! I chose an orchid tee shirt with an innocent little guinea pig guy smack dab in the middle of the shirt. Lots of compliments when I wore it! I ordered a Large size and fits to a "T". Signing off now to pick out another tee- shirt!

Maybe Like 3 People T-shirt

Fast shipping. Love the shirt. Wash well. Feels great

Stargazer Piggy T-shirt

Super cute and soft shirt. I also did not love my first order and their customer service was extraordinary. I wish all businesses treated their customers this way!

Stay Weird T-shirt

My daughter loves the soft and pretty shirt.

Hay Dealer T-shirt

The shirt was a present for my guinea pig owning daughter. She loved it.

Rage Consumes Me T-shirt

Love it! Great quality! Fast shipping! It looks like my weird little princess, Karma.

Stay Weird T-shirt

FAQs

How long until I get my order?

Every tee is printed to order, so give us 1-3 business days to make it. Shipping then takes 2โ€“6 business days, and you'll get a tracking number the second it's on its way. Full shipping details here.

How do I return or exchange something?

We've got a 30-day return and exchange policy. If the fit's off or something's not right, email us at: support@guineapigculture.com and we'll sort it out.
Full return policy here.

What size should I get?

Size chart's just above or near the size selector. The unisex tee is heavyweight with a boxy, true-to-size fit. If you're between sizes or like it roomy, size up.

What's the tee made of?

Our signature tee is 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed, heavyweight (6.1 oz). Soft, broken-in feel from day one, and it only gets better with wear.

How do I wash it?

Look after it and it'll be in heavy rotation for years:

  • Machine wash cold, inside out
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry
  • Iron inside out if needed

Garment-dyed cotton has character, so a little softening and fade over time is part of the charm.